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The CBB Rumour Run Down


Tonight see’s the start of CBB 2014, and we cannot wait. A month ago we were promised an explosive line-up with the biggest launch night twist, EVER. We might just be getting both…

The twist will see celebrities paired off and handcuffed together before they’ve even entered the house, with Big Brother picking the newly destined to be best mates there’s bound to be some cunning choices.

The (Rumoured) Line-up

Dappy – N-Dubz

Poor boy was last seen getting seriously injured by a horse which is almost ironic considering the thing before that for which was last seen… Anyway, he’s not done bad hits wise during his solo time but it’s safe to say things have trailed off a little, perfect time for a stint on national telly. He’s not exactly the boy next door (depending on where you live) but he’s by no means boring, great housemate material.

Sam Faires – TOWIE Star

Not the best kept secret ever that Sam will be entering the house tonight (unless it’s one giant ruse). After ex-boyfriend Joey Essex did so well in the jungle it’s only natural Sam will want to show the nation what she has to offer, we’re sure the papers will only be so kind as to help flaunt it on her behalf.

Lee Ryan – Boyband Member

Lee has been linked to this and many other shows for some years now, but this could just finally be the year. Unlike last series’ boyband helping (we think his name was Abz), Lee isn’t a wallflower (understatement) and certainly has scope for saying something that’ll either be so funny he wins or so terrible he’s kicked out. Either way, it works for us.

Jim Davidson – Controversial Comic.

He was all set to enter the house last January, but then got arrested. The likelihood is this time that won’t happen and he’ll make it through the doors, although ironically still in handcuffs (oh BB). If you’ve seen Jim on shows such as Hells Kitchen you’ll know exactly why producers want him, controversy is his middle name (it’s not).

Luisa Zissman – Apprentice Star

The tabloids loved her during the last series of The Apprentice and they’ll love her during her stint in the house. Looks great in a bikini, check. Has plenty of skeletons, check. Not afraid to speak her mind, double check. We have a feeling she might do pretty well, assuming she avoids the first round of noms.

Ollie Locke – Made In Chelsea Star.

We do love a posho. It’s become the norm for starts of structured reality to venture into that of slightly less structured reality, and on a whole they do pretty well. Ollie didn’t feature in the last series of Made in Chelsea and with various projects to promote it’d be a great time for him to enter the famous house.

Evander Holyfield – American Boxer

Oh look, a rumoured housemate that’s never been rumoured before, we’re not used to this. Older sportsman, check. American, check. Hang on, it might just be true. Evander is most famous for that time Mike Tyson had a nibble on his ear, and other boxing related achievements.

Alan Fletcher – Neighbours Actor.

First Toadie now Doctor Karl Kennedy, one of Australia’s most loveable soap starts, after Kylie and Dannii and Jason and Holly and that other one who went into Glee. We don’t know much about Alan personality wise but he’s sure to be an early popular choice.

Liz Jones – Controversial Writer (sort of)

No we hadn’t heard of her either but Phillip Schofield once called her “inconsistent, bitter, nasty and unhinged” exactly what you want from a Big Brother housemate. She’ll either be first out or be the complete opposite of her ‘media persona’ nobody will notice she’s even there.

India Reynolds – A Girl

Nope, no idea. Apparently she’s well known as being a finalist in the page 3 idol contest back in 2009. So clearly she’s a huge star and will most likely be going in. The joy.

The Katie’s – The Katie’s

Both Katie Price and Katie Hopkins have been heavily rumoured for some time now with both having denied it beyond doubt. There’s no denying they’d be fantastic housemates albeit not for the all the right reasons but unfortunately it looks as though they couldn’t be tempted. Then again Sophie Anderton denied it too…

Jasmine Waltz – Socialite?

Oh look another one we’ve never heard of, she’s definitely going in then. She dated Danny Cipriani (who hasn’t – us) and having a bit of a scrap with Lindsay Lohan. Jasmine is currently in London and is one of those people that aren’t famous but know lot’s of famous people. A classic CBB housemate.

Nancy Dell’Olio – Sven-Goran Eriksson’s Ex

Always rumoured for any reality show going. She’s a little bit crazy in an ‘I can’t believe what I’m watching from behind my fingers’ kind of way and is slightly more well known than the classic ‘ex-of someone sort of famous’ housemate.

Channel 5 – Tonight – 9pm

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