10 things we learnt from day 16…
1. A common
behavioural blunder: Looking at the floor. It is quite offensive anyway.
2. Mildly attractive men become
oddly sexual in brashly coloured jumpsuits.
3. Peeling spuds is not very
appealing and will result in flat out insubordination.
4. Snitches get stitches.
5. When difficult
decisions are a daunting task, run off to the toilet.
6. Saying ‘I’m not looking for a
row’ when you don’t want to argue is laying the groundwork for a spat.
7. The minute a nice fella exhibits
happiness and joy, trample it with all your might. After hours before,
expressing how much you have in common and really want them to stay. Fib that
the experience isn’t good for them and that you’re concerned they are losing
themselves. And then wonder why they don’t want to discuss it straightaway and
how come they aren’t thanking you for this kindness.
8. Danielle needs to be careful as
Kim will sell her down the river quicker than she can say ‘where’s the water
coming from?’
9. The personality-less cannot be
faulted but you’re fucked if you have one and haven’t had a tough time.
10. Big fat lies are warrantable
when it comes to stealing bottles of wine.
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