The series premier of Ex On The
Beach 2 had a heck of a lot to live up to, after series one provided us with
some top telly moments – it sure didn’t disappoint. We made our first
impressions of all the single bronzed beauties and they wasted no time getting
stuck in! Rogan got his kiss on, Connor put in some serious groundwork and
Kayleigh gave last series’ ‘mad Frank’ an early run for her money. Here’s what
we learnt…
1. The tablet of terror is back and
the uncontrollable ex sweats began.
2. No matter what, grown adults
will always run into a fancy house screaming and immediately jump on the beds.
They’re like toddlers with tattoos.
3. Morgan and Rogan just became
best friends. If they had bunk beds they'd definitely nail them together so
there’d be so much room for activities!
4. Rogan is attracted to
arseholes...
5. Luke has more muscles than a
seafood restaurant... a seafood restaurant in Mongolia with no road
access.
6. We might already love Morgan. He
had us at E.T.
7. We still don’t know who Mother
Tulisa is?
8. Rogan and Kayleigh went from
bubbles to battering in the sip of some Champaign.
9. “Mel needs her arm bands on
because she's going to get moist tonight” Aww Connor, he’s about as romantic as
garlic squid.
10. Connor the poor kid. He put in
a day of groundwork and ended up drying Mel’s hair… she’s already got the pup
well trained.
11. The nervous poo – we’ve all
been there.
12. If you’ve ever got money or
pride resting on guessing a fruit correctly (because that always happens
right?) never ask Luke for help… Mini watermelons?
13. Loren suffered from the age ol’
dilemma… Do I put a bag over it?
14. Adam is the wolf of the west
end. So like Leo Di Caprio but with jazz hands.
15. Kayleigh apparently likes to
throw a drink and a fist. Crazy alert.
16. Morgan has really tiny nipples –
they’re like soft pink pennies.
17. Mel comes equipped with a slag
radar. Available on Amazon soon.
18. Nipple watch part two, Adam’s
are so perfectly round, like un-nibbled jaffa cakes.
19. “Smash the shit out of her” Yet
more romance from Connor. He’d dry hump your leg without taking it out for
dinner first.
20. Kayleigh's vocabulary doesn't
stretch far from fuck off.
21. She's not angry she's
disappointed. Jeez we'd hate to see Kayleigh angry! Even the pot plants did a
tiny fear wee.
22. Rogan – “ He couldn’t nick a
box of glory” We love him.
23. Anita needs to work on her fizz
to mouth coordination.
24. Connor finally
wore Mel down, like a well-toned stalker – go on lad!
25. Newbie Megan looks like
she needs a good wash.
If they 'coming up' preview is anything to go by we're in for a right explosive telly treat! Bring on the sexy madness!
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