Series 1 of Ex On The Beach hit our
screens with a bang (literally) and we took (most) of the cast into our cold
hearts. So when it was announced series 2 was sporting a whole new batch of
bronzed beauties we were a little worried. What if nobody could match Liam’s
excellent stirring? What if there wasn’t some top doo’s like Macro’s Jeff? And
most importantly what if nobody delivered the epic one-liners like Vicky? The
horror! Well we needn’t have fret, the new batch are an instant hit – not all
for the right reasons. Here are our first impressions…
Morgan
He’s looking for a woman that knows
how to use a knife and fork, which we’re going to translate into classy rather
than intelligence of a semi-coordinated ape. He’s totally got standards. Not
only is Morgan nicely sculptured the chap has excellent eyebrows. We’re already
rather fond of Morgan – we can use a knife, fork and a spoon by the way!
Mel
We struggled slightly with our
first impressions of Mel. She wasn’t in your face, she wasn’t completely dull, she
didn’t say anything hilarious but she wasn’t a total nutter either. This might
mean international DJ Mel is a bit normal… this is potentially a great thing
amongst the other madness.
Connor
Before little Connor even opened
his mouth he oozed Essex. This naughty chap is all about the tan, teeth and
triceps. He’s like an over tanned, over preened puppy that you’d totally
forgive if he pissed up your leg. Bless.
Loren
The fact Loren described herself as
a space raider crisp instantly made her our new favourite person! Complete with
armbands and brummie love she made us do an impromptu d’awwww noise. She even
sussed the whole ‘ex on the beach’ thing in a matter of minutes!
Rogan
The Greek god-like Adonis that
completed the ‘perfect week’ - Barney Stinson would be proud! He is a beautiful
beast but we’ll be eternally bemused as to how such a massive man could fit
into such tiny pants! One flash of that smile and we were smitten.
Anita
It’s impossible for us to have
first impressions of Anita, we kind of already had them back in her BINTM days
(they were good). She’s a model that gets paid, so an actual model – her agent
isn’t instagram! She’s obviously our early fave because she’s just bloody
fabulous; we have a soft spot for beautiful folks that are a bit dorky.
Kayleigh
Her dog licks her, she licks him…
he came from inside her… we call crazy! We fear her, we fear her more than
whatever lurks downstairs the moment your turn the lights off.
Luke
A Welsh Bieber – just what the
world needs. Oh the joy. Those were our impressions before we developed our
actual first impressions. We love him! Who needs muscles when you’ve got the
talent to inspire a whole load of shits and giggles.
Cracking line-up, well played MTV!
If the first episode is anything to go by we’re in for an explosive telly
treat.
Speaking of the first episode, our
super summary is coming up shortly…
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