MTV’s Ex On The Beach is an instant hit. The new
series launched last night and smashed the channels rating records. It achieved
the highest ever audience amongst 16-34’s, which is over a 3rd
higher than Geordie Shores first ever episode and almost 75% more than that of
The Valleys (no real surprise there).
The show sounds like a dream for those taking
part, sun, sea, sand, booze, beautiful people and guaranteed dates; then comes
the twist. Whilst the young pretty folks are sunning themselves and getting dirty
and flirty their Ex’s will slow-mo walk out of the ocean and back into their
lives. Dream holiday? Possible nightmare!
The brilliant first episode introduced the core
cast and saw the first ex arrive. There was drama, insults, drink throwing,
gagging, flirting and some classic Vicky Pattison one-liners. It’s no shock it
was an instant hit and Twitter loved it. We’re hooked!
Vicky
Unless you live under a rock, don’t own a telly
or perhaps find people getting drunk and having sex on TV a little off putting
you’ll know exactly who Vicky is. It was only moments before Vicky and her
genius one-lines were flowing and the lads came flocking. Chosen for the very
first date, and the second (if Liam had his way) and the third Vicky is proving
pretty popular. She’s already had a lady and the tramp moment with Chloes’ ex
Ross and we can’t see her popularity wavering. We love Vicky, possibly
inappropriate amounts, her quick wit and venomous humour will no doubt be some
of our favourite moments during the series.
Liam
No he hasn’t been on Big Brother; handsome,
cheeky, northern guys aren’t all the same person you know! Once we realised
Liam wasn’t that guy who won Big Brother many years ago and bounded into the
group full of confidence. Liam didn’t make the best first impression on the
girls proclaiming his choice of date Emily was second best then getting so
incredibly drunk he chucked a drink over Ash and slept in his own vomit. What a
catch! Oddly none of that put us off, we love him, we love him like we love a
naughty puppy that pisses up our leg. He’s cheeky, hilarious and will provide
us with some brilliant drunk moments.
Chloe
A few of the lads took and instant shine to
Chloe; even though she’s not a blonde in Marcos’ case. Flirting ensued and a
mini-almost-but-not-love-triangle was formed between Chloe, Marco and Ash. It
was all going swimmingly until her ex Ross turned up, although according to
Chloe nothing ever happened between them and she’s totally not jealous seeing
him with other girls – yeah right! We took an instant dislike to Chloe, not
sure why, perhaps it’s the ‘I don’t get on with girls’ vibe she proudly
flaunts. Despite that, it’s clear to see she’s going to the source of plenty of
drama, and for that, we’ll pretend to like her.
Marco
Self-proclaimed vainest man in (insert where he’s
from here – we were distracted by the beautiful hair). He only dates blondes,
not average blondes though, just the beautiful ones. With only one blonde on
offer it was settle for Emily or broaden his horizons and try out a brunette.
Flirting soon ensued with Chloe and we doubt that’ll stop now her ex is in the
house. We like Marco, yes he’s a little vain, yes his mirror is probably his
best friend and yes his hair is very distracting but we still like him.
Jack
Jack strolled onto the show, unassuming yet
confident, genuine but intriguing. He offers a little something different to
the others lads on the show, for a start he’s got a different hairstyle and he
doesn’t seem to want to marry himself either. Jack went on the very first date
of the series with Vicky, it all seemed very friendly but lacked a bit of
chemistry so no early action for him. He’s our early favourite, and it’s not
because he lives round the corner form us; honest.
Emily
The only blonde on the show – so far. Emily was
the first of the ladies to arrive and quickly bonded with Vicky, confessing to
her none of the lads take her fancy. Picked (reluctantly) by Liam for one of
the first dates sparks of the romantic kind definitely didn’t ignite. We’ve yet
to form a proper opinion on Emily just yet, but it’s early days and we have a
feeling we’re going to like her once things get going.
Ash
No you weren’t seeing double Ash and Marco are
different people, we promise; just hair twins. Ash definitely isn’t shy; he
strolled up the beach in some golden shorts that were close to rivaling Kylies’
infamous hot pants, complete with numerous gold chains and rucksack. He likes
gold. He had a love-hate type flirty exchange with Chloe early on but seems to
be keeping his options well and truly open. We’re big fans of Ash and his
morning Jeward hair, it’s a thing of towering beauty, plus we’re intrigued to
find out what he’s hiding in his Mary Poppins rucksack.
Farah
We’d forgive you for forgetting Farah, we very
nearly did! Like the rest of the cast we judged her very early on; wrongly so.
Branded boring by a few and not realign getting involved we’re not quite sure
why Farah is on the show. Perhaps she’s a slow burner, there’s nothing wrong
with taking your time and measuring up your options. We’re open to liking her,
so long as she doesn’t keep crying.
The Ex’s
Ross
The first ex to Baywatch stride out of the ocean.
Ross is supposed to be Chloes’ ex but she’s denying anything ever happening
between the two; her face when he strolled off with Vicky on a date said
otherwise though. He’s got a terrible nickname but he’s a fast working,
charming Vicky within moments of meeting her and getting him a kiss in the
process. Looks like Ross is going to be a huge hit with ladies, might be best
for him if he’s not though; Vicky has a jealous streak.
We cannot wait for episode 2!
If you missed the launch show last night, never
fear, it’s repeated tonight on MTV at 10pm. Enjoy!
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