TOWIE is officially over for another series, how
on earth will we get our Essex based fix now? It’s almost as if they’re real
people and need a break from being filmed!
The last series wasn’t one of the most iconic, it
wasn’t one of the most dramatic and it wasn’t the most exciting, BUT we sure
did learn a lot…
1. Tom is shit at plans
2. Fran seemed lovely at first but we think she’s
got a dark side
3. Grace thought she got pied and cried
4. Grace is irrelevant
5. Diags is shit at telling girls he likes them
6. He’s even worse at telling girls he loves
them\
7. Elliott Wright could knock you out
8. Lewis has balls
9. Ricky & Jess are fine
10. People don’t think Ricky & Jess are fine
11. Arg does naked selfies (we can never unsee
it)
12. Gemma loves Arg
13. Arg doesn’t love Gemma – in that way
14. Gemma & Arg don’t ‘do bits’ in
conventional places
15. Chloe hearts Mario
16. Chloe & Mario are excellent secret keeper
– until they’re not
17. Frank Major was a major let down (remember
him?)
18. We like Charlie & Ferne being friends
19. Lockie didn’t cheat, but actually did, but he’s
like totally sorry
20. Jasmin can sit in a corner with Grace being
irrelevant
21. Charlie needs a hair cut or at the very least
avoid a middle parting
22. Lydia is back which we think is supposed to
be exciting
23. It isn’t very exciting
24. Lauren doesn’t like not being in the loop
25. Lewis is a gent – unless he’s talking to the
boys
26. We want Ferne to be our friend
27. Dan is ridiculously good looking (we actually learnt this a while ago)
28. James is quite the fucking romantic (that's 73% sarcasm)
29. We'll miss Sam
30. Charlie is opening a deli (we had money on a mans dress shop)
31. We can’t wait for series 12
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