It’s almost time for episode three of Ex On The
Beach, we’re more excited than a Christian who’s found the face of baby Jesus
on their burnt toast. If you missed last weeks show (what’s wrong with you?)
then here’s 16 things you need to know…
1. Liam was mostly sober – as far as we could
tell.
2. Marcos’ hair grew an inch every time he came
on screen – it’s so wonderful we feel it deserves it’s own name; we shall call
it Jeff.
3. The canyon crew was conceived.
4. Frankie is a psycho.
5. We’re scared of Frankie.
6. Emily doesn’t fancy Marco but she’s still high
on Frankies’ enemy list – because she’s a crazy.
7. Vicky is wonderful.
8. Ross likes Vicky but he’s keeping his options
open – he doesn’t want to be tied down incase someone fit rocks up out of the
ocean.
9. Ashley and Chloe did some serious beach
flirting.
10. Ashleys’ ex Talitha appeared out the ocean
during the aforementioned flirting.
11. Talitha went on a date with Marco – Frankie probably
already has the voodoo doll sewn up.
12. Liam is an expert shit-stirrer, we’re very
grateful for this.
13. Farah looked more relaxed and a lot less
cryish.
14. Jack didn’t say much but looked really pretty.
15. Macro got a bit naked.
16. Episode 3 looks amazing.
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