MIC - Episode Two

Episode two of Made In Chelsea gave us a dose of some serious fashion porn, like hot damn serious! We also saw the most awkwardly adorable date ever, how not to keep a secret and why Jamie would be both the best and worst boss in the world. Here’s what else we learnt…

1. Sam is an excellent bitch… we do however think he needs a uniform.

2. Having Jamie as your boss would be like letting a chimpanzee do you hair. It looks amusing, but it’s going to get messy.

3. Lucy should never dabble in the music industry.

4. Andy declaring Louise is a catch and Lucy giving it the ol’ side eyes gave us a warm glow.

5. We'd give Lonan one... Wait we mean ‘A’ one… no we mean a 9.

6. Once the sentence 'Show you my thing' was uttered we realised we have the same level of sophisticated humour as Stevie.

7. We're a little bit in love with Louise's shirt with the black collar. We need it. We need it now!

8. Andy's more gutted than a bad guy Jack Bauer is after that’s just swallowed some super spy like evidence.

9. Sam’s presentation was more enthusiastic than a fat kid trying to get into a family sized bag of M&M’s.

10. The hat, the glasses, the shirt... oh Lonan you now have the face of a sexy computer nerd, the body of Thor and the dress sense of David Beckham, we heart you.

11. These sentences from Binky should fill nobody who’s every told her something with confidence… “I'll try and keep it a secret...”, “Can I tell a few people…”.

12. Lucy and Proudlock really need educating on the definition of a secret. These expensive posh schools clearly don’t cover the basics.

13. We’ve decided in the Disney world of love stories, Lucy and Proudlock are totally Pocahontas and John smith (her date attire may have planted this seed)

14. Already planning a second date before you’ve even seen the specials, now that’s intense.

15. We can’t figure out why Louise was dressed as a Stepford wife on a night out, we’re baffled.

16. Andy should just sit looking pretty singing his wonderful songs, him saying words just isn’t working.

17. Tourist Alik is more adorable than a baby Panda feeding a bunny rabbit.

18. We think we may have discovered what Lucy doesn't trust about Proudlock, it's his chiseled jaw, nobody should have a jaw that defined!

19. Mark Francis Wisdom - It's best to have a little of the finer things than a lot of the shit. Pine is not wood and pointing is not lady like.

20. Matt, sorry we mean Will, looked like a serial flasher in his trench coat. Stay away from the parks Will!

21. Proudlock and Stevie’s polo attire was beautiful.

22. Watching super posh people flirting is like watching a nature documentary; oh the fascination.

23. Andy needs introducing to an iron.

24. Jamie's 'I need to tell you something face' is horrifying. They should use that look so scare small children into not putting wallpaper up their noses.

25. Alik did not, he would not!