27.9.13

Strictly Is Back!


It doesn’t seem all that long ago that Louis Smith and Flavia Cacace were showdancing their way to lifting the oh so shiny glitterball, but its that time of year again, Strictly Come Dancing, is back!

Just under 3 weeks ago our appetites were wet with the launch show, and what a launch show it was…

The show began with the song “I’m So Excited” where the pros danced their way on to the red carpet and the fireworks exploded at the top of the stairs revealing this years batch of Celebs. Then BAM! As if by magic we were transported to the new studio (its looks awfully familiar) where the new professional dancers; Kevin, Alijaz, Anya, Janette and Iveta, were introduced in a stunning performance to ‘Walk This Way’. Tess Daly and Siry Bruce Forsyth entered the stage in their usual style, complete with thigh grab and added acrobatics from ‘Bruce’. Amongst the couple reveals (we’ll get to that in a paragraph or two) the ever-so brilliant Rod Stewart (some of our blogging team considered this a highlight, some of us used these few minutes to boil the kettle, stare at a wall, etc) sang with the 4 pro dancers: Kevin & Karen and Robin & Kristina. Its great to see them again after their 4-month breathtaking performance on Burn The Floor held at the Shaftesbury Theatre and also fantastic to see Kevin & Karen together on Strictly for the first time. Jessie J also performed, she may have been great, she may not have… we were too busy laughing at Jessie J based mocking tweets to notice. The show drew to a close with the first group dance, something which is alwas a highlight of the launch show as it gives you the opportunity to instantly see who’s likely to wow and who’s likely to be taking an early exit. This years group dance was surprisingly quite good, (almost) everyone appeared to have potential, very promising.

Now those couple reveals we mentioned…

Sophie and Brendan


Natalie and Artem
Deborah and Robin


Rachel and Pasha
Patrick and Anya
Ashley and Ola
Julien and Janette


Ben and Kristina
Tony and Aliona
Vanessa and James
Fiona and Anton


Abbey and Alijaz
Susanna and Kevin
Mark and Iveta
Dave and Karen

As each couple were announced we found ourselves nodding along in agreement, for once the powers that be seemed to have created a selection of dynamic duos that we’re happy with, we didn’t even utter the sentence ‘aww I wish her with the elbows was with him with the feet’. The pro’s looked just as delighted as the celebs as their fate was revealed, everyone except Aliona that is… she really didn’t look glitteringly enthralled in the whole event.
Sophie and Brendan will no doubt have a VT dedicated to that pun we shall never tire of ‘Murder on the Dance Floor’ (insert head tilt and side glance to the camera here). Artem mentioned he felt like he’d won the jackpot with Natalie and we have a feeling he could be heading for a spot in the final. We can’t see Robin choreographing routines that rely on humour this year with Deborah, the ‘Dragon Den’ star will hopefully over come the fear and have some fun though. Another dream pairing for Pasha with early favourite Rachel, lucky boy. In a VT we saw all the female pro’s mention how they’d love to be paired with Ashley, Ola got all the luck here, she’ll be on our screens a fair bit longer this year than she was last. Aliona looked delighted to be paired with Tony, she just forgot to tell her face that. Pairing James with Vanessa with both predictable and brilliant, the perfect match, god help Craig though if he says anything less than complimentary, neither James nor Vanessa are known for their reserved vocalisation. A slight change for Karen this year going from Nicky to Dave but she seemed delighted and from their tweets they’re getting on like a house on fire (never understood why that saying was to be used in a positive form).

After a few weeks of training the celebs and their pros will be raring to go, apart from maybe Deborah who told us the fear had began to out-weight the training fun and Ashley will be hoping his wife doesn’t go into labour!


Tonight is the night they go live! Steps learnt (they hope) sequins sewn and shoes shined. Here’s what we can look forward to…

Abbey and Aljaz will be Waltzing to ‘Kissing You’ by Des'ree.
Ashley and Ola perform the Cha Cha to global hit ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ by One Direction.
Ben and Kristina will Cha Cha to John Newman’s Northern Soul influenced track, ‘Love Me Again’.
Dave and Karen are also dancing Cha Cha. Their song is the hit single ‘Moves Like Jagger’ by Maroon 5.
Deborah and Robin are going to Tango to Abba’s ‘Money Money Money’.
Fiona and Anton will Tango to Duran Duran’s James Bond theme ‘View To A Kill’.
Julien and Janette are performing Cha Cha to Madonna’s dance hit ‘Vogue’.
Mark and Iveta will dance to Tango classic ‘Hernando's Hideaway’ by Alma Cogan.
Natalie and Artem Cha Cha to disco hit ‘Rasputin’ by Boney M.
Patrick and Anya will Jive to Bruno Mars’ ‘Runaway Baby’.
Rachel and Pasha Waltz to Luther Vandross’ version of ‘When I Need You’.
Susannah and Kevin are performing the Jive to ‘Shake Your Tailfeather’ by Blues Brothers.
Sophie and Brendan are Waltzing to ‘Moon River’ by Audrey Hepburn.
Tony and Aliona Waltz to ‘What'll I Do’ by Alison Krauss.
Vanessa and James will Cha Cha to Shania Twain’s hit single ‘That Don't Impress Me Much’.

We cannot wait for the couples to take to the floor!

20.9.13

Match Previews


Norwich V Aston Villa
Saturday 21st September – Carrow Road
KO 12:45


With several games now played you can begin to make end of season predictions with a little more influence, albeit still without real conviction. However results so far suggest both teams will be residing in a similar part of the table.

Goals weren’t a plenty last year for Norwich so they’ll be hoping new signing Hooper (when he eventually makes his debut) will go some way to solving that particular issue. Then with Nathan Redmond shining week in week out, if he can keep this form up, things look much more promising for the canaries.

Benteke continues to ensure goals aren’t an issue for Aston Villa as his fine form continues which is just as well seeing as Villla haven’t kept a clean sheet since 2012. A promising start to the season against Arsenal has been over shadowed by a run of defeats, fans will be hoping it won’t get as bad as last season.

Team News

New signing at Norwich, Gary Hooper could be set to make his debut this weekend, after making the bench against Tottenham it’s only a matter of time. Both the Bennetts however remain out with knee injuries.

With Okore out with a serious injury, one which could see him take no further part this season, Clark is expected to take his place on the team sheet. Baker is fit again after overcoming his opening-day injury.

Prediction

Goals are hard for Norwich to come by but luckily for them they’re playing Aston Villa who seem unable to keep a clean sheets so they should at least manage one. With Benteke on the field you wouldn’t bet against him scoring, it’s just a decision on how many.

Norwich 1 – 1 Aston Villa



Liverpool V Southampton
Saturday 21st September – Anfield
KO 15:00


Liverpool have had a remarkable start to the season, one which we and many others didn’t predict. Daniel Sturridge has been in fine form and single handedly helped Liverpool to their spot at the top of the table. Compared to last seasons poor home form Anfield is fast becoming a fortress once more, a fact which will delight fans, young and old.

Despite creating endless amounts of chances Southampton are struggling at present to covert them into goals and therefore points. On the Brightside they can boast an impressive amount of possession, weave this with their creativity it should only be a matter of time until they ‘stop making heroes out of opposing goalkeepers’ in the words of Pochettino.

Team News

Daniel Agger is expected to return to the side and with Coutinho looking set to be on the side lines for several weeks both Aspas and Sterling will be pushing to claim that spot.

Luke Shaw should be back in the side after limping off against West Ham but Fox remains doubtful.

Prediction

The home team tends to prosper between these two sides and will Sturridge in the form he currently is Liverpool should secure another win and remain firmly at the top of the table.

Liverpool 2 – 0 Southampton



Newcastle V Hull
Saturday 21st September – St James’ Park
KO 15:00


There’ll be a couple of extra Newcastle fans at St James’ Park this weekend with Steve Bruce and Danny Graham both boyhood supporters. They won’t be expecting  a warm welcome though and Graham will be hoping for a few extra boo’s by ending his 21 match run without a single goal.

A slow start for Newcastle has had a shining light in the form of Hatem Ben Arfa who has almost single handedly won them their points so far this season. Acting as both playmaker and goalscorer Newcastle fans will hope his form continues consistently unlike last season.

Team News

Steven Taylor will be unavailable for Newcastle after damaging his hamstring in training. Shola Ameobi is also out with an injury he picked up away on international duty.

Hull are also not without injury, captain Robert Koren is thought to be out for up to eight weeks and McShane has a hamstring injury whilst Figueroa has been grantened compassionate leave.

Prediction

Newcastle haven’t won 3 in a row since 2012 whereas Hull have only won one of their last 11 matches. Both teams also haven’t been brimming with goals, this screams bore draw.

Newcastle 0 – 0 Hull



West Brom V Sunderland
Saturday 21st September – The Hawthorns
KO 15:00


Usually this early into the season clashes between the bottom teams don’t hold too much significance however both teams will know how difficult it can be to recover from a bad start and come the end of the season early dropped points can come back to haunt them.

West Brom only just celebrated their first league goal of the season last weekend and with a run of incredibly tough fixtures lined up points from this match could be seen as vital. Sunderland also face a run of imposing fixtures so will be ensuring they don’t drop points with out putting up a fight.

Team News

Work permit in place Stephane Sessegnon is set to make his debut for West Brom whilst Long and Vydra are both doubtful.

Sunderland captain John O’Shea is available again after suspension and Lee Cattermole may well feature again after injury.

Prediction

Both teams haven’t chalked up a win in their last 8 games so a draw would be plausible. However the Baggies have a great record against Sunderland and with the much anticipated inclusion of Sessegnon I think West Brom will take the points.

West Brom 2 – 1 Sunderland



WEST HAM - EVERTON
Boleyn Ground, London
KO: 15:00 BST


West Ham United welcome Merseyside's blues to Upton Park on Saturday afternoon, with Everton unbeaten against the Hammers since 2007.

West Ham come into this game with worries about their form. After a convincing 2-0 opening day victory over Cardiff City, they've not scored in any of their 3 fixtures since including two 0-0 draws. With head striker Andy Carroll out until the new year with a heel injury, it's been left to Modibo Maiga and free-agent signing Mladen Petric to come up with the goals that will help to secure West Ham the points to keep them in this division.

Everton have also had an indifferent start to their campaign with two 0-0 draws sandwiched between a 2-2 draw with Norwich and more recently a 1-0 win over Jose Mourinho's Chelsea side. Goals have been an issue for Everton too, but the addition of Romelu Lukaku on deadline day is sure to change that.

TEAM NEWS

Andy Carroll is ruled out of this tie with a heel injury that is set to keep him out until January at least. Joe Cole (hamstring), Alou Diarra (knee), George McCartney (knee) and Stewart Downing (leg) are all out too, meaning Sam Allardyce has limited options for his 100th game in charge of West Ham.
Everton on the other hand have a stronger squad available than last time around against Chelsea. Romelu Lukaku is available to make his debut after being ineligible against his parent club, while Darron Gibson and Arouna Kone are back in the squad after injury. Antolin Alcaraz is definitely out of the game, while manager Roberto Martinez has rated Steven Pienaar's chances as "50-50".

PREDICTED LINE-UPS


PREDICTIONS

In a tightly contested game between two sides who have drawn 5 games out of 8 between them this season, it seems like only one result is possible. However with Everton's squad getting stronger and West Ham still struggling for goals with no real solution, I think Everton will snatch it and come out on top.

West Ham 0-2 Everton
(Lukaku, Mirallas)



Chelsea vs. Fulham
Stamford Bridge - Kick-Off 17:30pm - LIVE on Sky Sports 1


The West London derby. Perhaps it’s not quite as ‘big’ as the Manchester Derby on Sunday, but it is still a fierce rivalry between the two, after all it depends who you ask!

Just under 2 miles separate the clubs, but in terms of the Premier League and other meetings between them, Chelsea have the upper hand (P71, W41, D23, L7), and they are currently in sixth; eight places above their rivals.

However since the return of Jose Mourinho, The Blues haven’t been firing on all cylinders and a loss would make it three losses in a row for ‘The Special One’ having lost at Everton last weekend, and at home against Basel in the Champions League on Wednesday. Could Jose’s unbeaten home record in the Premier League finally be tarnished?

Even still, Fulham aren’t doing particularly well themselves; since their 1-0 win at Sunderland, they have picked up just one point out of a possible nine, and last weekend threw two away when West Brom equalised in the last minute at Craven Cottage.

But their recent record against Chelsea isn’t too bad, and they have picked up a point in all but one of their last five meetings. Unfortunately they haven’t beaten the Blues since March 2006 and despite Chelsea’s poor form, I wouldn’t expect that to change.

Team News

Chelsea have no injury concerns at this early stage of the season. John Terry is likely to be re-called after sitting out of the defeat by Basel, while Ramires is also available again having missed out mid-week due to suspension. Former Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer is likely to be on the bench as Petr Cech remains number one.

Having used 20 different players so far, it is difficult to know whether Mourinho knows his best team yet, and it is possible he is still experimenting.

Key Player: 
Frank Lampard - at the grand old age of 35, Lamps is still at the heart of the Chelsea midfield, which says a lot about the calibre of player he is and the effect he has when it comes to changing games or being the difference.

Schwarzer’s replacement, Maarten Stekelenburg, will miss out through injury along with Aaron Hughes, Matthew Briggs and Bryan Ruiz. Darren Bent is fit again, but Dimitar Berbatov faces a late fitness test on a hamstring problem.

Key Player: 
Scott Parker - the summer signing from Tottenham is one of the most consistent performers in the Premier League, and like Lampard has the ability to change games.

Prediction: 


3-0 - I can’t see Chelsea being allowed to lose 3-in-a-row, especially if the third is to a rival like Fulham. The crowd will help in getting The Blues going, and Jose is the sort of manager who can pull something out of the bag when needed.

By @willtm10 


MANCHESTER CITY - MANCHESTER UNITED
Etihad Stadium, Manchester
KO: 16:00 BST (Sky Sports)


The most unpredictable Manchester derby in recent memory takes place this Sunday at the Etihad Stadium. With two new managers in the dugouts and a host of new players set to feature, anything could happen in this top of the table affair between the two sides who have occupied first & second respectively in the previous two Premier League campaigns.
Both sides are coming into the game in good form too, with big wins for both midweek in the Champions League group stages. The blues travelled to Pilsen, Czech Republic to defeat Viktoria Plzen comfortably with goals from strikers Edin Dzeko and Sergio Aguero as well as a corker from influential midfielder Yaya Toure. United on the other hand defeated German side Bayer Leverkusen 4-2, with striker Wayne Rooney reaching 200 goals for the club as well as Robin van Persie and Antonio Valencia getting their names on the scoresheet.

TEAM NEWS

Manchester City have a few issues with their side going into this game. Gael Clichy looks almost certain to miss out, meaning Serbian Aleksandr Kolarov is set to deputise. Despite his clear ability at dead ball situations, the left-back isn't the greatest defender and will be an obvious target for Manchester United to attack. Vincent Kompany returned from injury midweek with no issues so the captain should retain his place in the starting eleven along with youngster Matija Nastasic. David Silva is also a doubt for the tie, although coach Manuel Pellegrini is hopeful the Spanish playmaker can shake off a thigh injury to feature. Sergio Aguero looks certain to continue up front and will likely be partnered up front with Edin Dzeko. Alvaro Negredo should start on the bench.

Manchester United's squad however is starting to look stronger after their early season injuries. Wayne Rooney is fit and firing scoring 3 goals in his last 2 games while Robin van Persie has also scored in his last 2 games. Phil Jones is still ruled out with the ankle injury he picked up against Liverpool while Rafael has returned to training ahead of his return to the first team. Fabio started against Crystal Palace and impressed, while Chris Smalling started midweek against Leverkusen. I expect Smalling to start for his physical presence, although I wouldn't rule out an early return for Rafael. Marouane Fellaini should make his full Premier League debut for his new side in midfield alongside Michael Carrick, while Valencia should also continue after finding his form again midweek. Nani could make a return on the left, although Shinji Kagawa also impressed in his first outing of the season. Danny Welbeck missed the game with fluid on the knee, but should be fit enough to feature.

PREDICTED LINE-UPS


With David Silva struggling for full fitness ahead of this game, Manchester City will have to look towards Argentinian Sergio Aguero as their main catalyst for creativity and goals. The striker was the difference at Old Trafford last year with a fine solo goal and after his goal midweek he finally looks like he's getting into some form this season. His partnership with Dzeko is beginning to blossom as both begin to play alongside each other more frequently, meaning problems for any defence they come up against. Although United have looked good defensively, the pace of Aguero up against Ferdinand and Vidic could be a key factor in their battle. City will have to get the ball in behind the Man United defence, meaning Silva's eye for a pass will be needed if they are to grab a stranglehold in the game.
For Manchester United, it's the same old story - Wayne Rooney will be key to any success they may have on Sunday. The England hitman became only the fourth player in the history of the club to hit 200 goals for the club with his brace against Leverkusen - and 10 of those goals have come against Manchester City (more than any other club). Rooney scored twice in this fixture last season as United snatched a late 3-2 win. His form will be key for United, tracking back into midfield to help without the ball but also being able to create and dictate the game away from home will be the big task.

Notable Battles:

Edin Dzeko vs Nemanja Vidic
These two Eastern European stars are both very similar in build. Both incredibly strong and both very good in the air. While Dzeko has an edge with his pace, Vidic makes up for it with experience and gives this the ingredients for an intriguing on field battle between the pair.

Yaya Toure vs Marouane Fellaini
In recent years, Yaya Toure has dominated this game for Manchester City with his pure physical presence. Brute strength and technical ability to match he was untouchable against United's midfield, however the addition of Fellaini changes all that. Fellaini offers to United exactly what Toure offers to City, meaning it's an even playing field. While Toure may be a better footballer, on the day it will be a battle between two giants.

PREDICTION

Both sides come into this game  off comfortable victories in the Champions League but United come into this game in better league form. Manuel Pellegrini's side haven't really got going yet domestically and this game won't be any easier. Moyes' team had their best performance of the season in midweek and will be fired up to give their new manager his first derby win. It will be a tight game with neither manager wanting to lose but I think the fans will have a big say in the way the teams play, meaning there will be goals.
Manchester City 1-2 Manchester United
(Aguero | Rooney, Nani)

17.9.13

Champions League Preview.



With the UEFA Champions League group stage returning tonight, we look at the groups and how our English clubs will fare in this season’s competition. Last year was disappointing with only Arsenal and Manchester United making it out of the group stages, and both were knocked out in the Round of 16 by eventual Champions Bayern Munich and Real Madrid respectively.

Chelsea missed out on qualification, despite finishing with the same amount of points as Shakhtar Donetsk, while Manchester City finished rock bottom of the ‘Group of Death’ - Borussia Dortmund, Real Madrid and Ajax - after mustering just 3 draws. This season with Manuel Pellegrini at the helm, who took Malaga to the quarter-finals, City will be hoping for a good run.

GROUP A - Manchester United, Shakhtar Donetsk, Bayer 04 Leverkusen, Real Sociedad

UNITED qualified from Group H last season as champions, and were given a stern test by Real Madrid in the Last-16. With a 1-1 draw secured at the Bernabeu they had to win at Old Trafford, but an inspired Madrid led by Jose Mourinho ran away as 2-1 winners, knocking United out.

SHAKHTAR qualified ahead of Chelsea in last season’s competition but, like United, were eliminated in the Last-16 after losing 5-2 on aggregate to Dortmund.

LEVERKUSEN only participated in last season’s Europa League, where they qualified from the Group stages, but were knocked out by finalists Benfica in the Last-32.

SOCIEDAD haven’t participated in a European competition since they reached the Last-16 in the 2003-04 campaign, where they lost to Lyon. A 4th placed finish in last year’s La Liga earned The Basques a place in this year’s competition.

Prediction: I should think that despite the managerial changes, United should qualify whether that’s first or second, and Shakhtar are also a very good team, although the impact of losing Willian and Fernandinho could impact them. Either way, they should make up the top 2, with Sociedad dropping down to the Europa League, and Leverkusen leaving European competition completely.


GROUP D - Manchester City, Bayern Munich, CSKA Moscow, Viktoria Plzen

CITY were a disappointment last year, that much is clear to anyone. After a promising start at the Bernabeu where they twice took the lead against Real, they ultimately lost 3-2. Their away form was poor after losing 3-1 at Ajax and 1-0 at Dortmund, but their home form wasn’t much better where they picked up 3 draws; 1-1 against Dortmund and Real, and 2-2 against Ajax. Manuel Pellegrini led Malaga to the quarters last year, so City will be hoping to qualify from a qualifiable group.

BAYERN won the competition last year, beating German rivals Dortmund 2-1 in the final at Wembley. Now under the guidance of Pep Guardiola, the Bavarians will be hoping for a repeat of last year’s success where they won the treble under Uli Hoeness.

CSKA were poor in Europe last season, going out in the Europa League qualifying round to Swedish side AIK Futbol, so like City they will have a lot to prove. Their last venture in the Champions League was in the 2011/12 season when they reached the Last-16, only to be knocked out by Real Madrid (5-2 agg.)

PLZEN played in the Europa League last season, qualifying top of Group B and beating Napoli 5-0 on aggregate in the Last-32, but they were knocked out by semi-finalists Fenerbache in the Last-16. The Czech champions finished a respectable third when they were last in the Champions League, behind AC Milan and Barcelona.

Prediction: Bayern should be by far and away the group winners, and there is no reason for City not to qualify this year, with respect to Plzen and CSKA. Plzen are unbeaten this season, so they are in a strong position to claim third place which would see them drop to the Europa League, while for CSKA I think a fourth place finish is their fate.


GROUP E - FC Basel 1893, FC Schalke 04, FC Steaua Bucharest, Chelsea

BASEL played in last season’s Europa League, where they were knocked out by Chelsea as The Blues went on to win the competition. They last competed in the Champions League the season before where a 3-3 draw and 2-1 victory against United helped them qualify for the knockout stage, but after a 1-0 first-leg win against Bayern Munich, the Swiss side were stuffed 7-0 and bowed out.

SCHALKE qualified top of Group B ahead of Arsenal last year, but were knocked out in the Last-16 by Galatasaray (4-3 agg.). They face Chelsea, still with talented attacking midfielder Julian Draxler among their ranks, with whom The Blues were linked so his performance against them will be interesting.

STEAUA were another team Chelsea knocked out on their way to Europa League glory. Despite losing 1-0 in Bucharest, a 3-1 win at Stamford Bridge knocked the Romanians out. From that though, Bucharest could be a difficult place to go in the group, so their hopes will be high.

CHELSEA are the current Europa League holders, and will be looking to add a third European trophy in a row by reclaiming the Champions League. With Mourinho back at the helm, and arguably one of the most talented squads in Europa, The Blues should be considered a major force in this season’s competition.

Prediction: Chelsea should finish top, no question. Basel and Schalke are both experienced European teams and it will be close between them for second and third place, while I think the odds are against Steaua who will bow out.


GROUP F - Borussia Dortmund, Olympique de Marseille, Arsenal, Napoli

DORTMUND reached last season’s final where they lost 2-1 to rivals Bayern Munich, but they did catch the eye of European football both with their impressive displays - most notably their 4-1 dispatch of Real Madrid in the semi-final - and impressive club structure. Expectations will be high after the only loss from last season’s impressive squad was Mario Götze to Bayern.

MARSEILLE surprised many as they bowed out of the Europa League in the group stage, but they make the Champions League after a second placed finish in Ligue 1. Their last appearance in the CL was in a group alongside Arsenal and Dortmund, and they finished in second behind Arsenal, while Dortmund finished bottom; that could be different this year..

ARSENAL have yet again qualified for the Champions League, arguably one of Wenger’s finer achievements, although they are still yet to win a major European trophy. Last year The Gunners bowed out to Bayern on away goals, despite an inspired comeback at the Allianz Arena, so they will be hoping for a better run this year in a difficult group.

NAPOLI, now under the leadership of Rafa Benitez, are already in a better position than last year’s Europa League flop, and having made some good signings this summer they will want to qualify and go on a run. Their last run in the Champions League saw them qualify from the group stage, which included Man City, Bayern and Villareal, but they were knocked out in the Last 16 by eventual champions Chelsea.

Prediction: One of this year’s toughest groups, I would expect Dortmund to finish top, with Arsenal and Napoli scrapping to finish second. I’m not convinced Marseille will have enough quality to overcome three very good teams.


15.9.13

An Open Letter To Chris Coleman



Dear Mr Coleman,

I want to start off by saying you are not a bad person, you seem like a decent enough guy for a jack, and I know you are trying your hardest. I also want to point out that I’m a Welsh fan, I am not Raymond Verheijen who may or may not have his own agenda. I am a fan who was there in 1993 when Paul Bodin struck the crossbar from a penalty that broke Welsh hearts. I am a fan who stood for 2 hours after a Wales match for a train in the hammering down snow in Scotland. I am a fan who was 1 of 58 Welsh fans watching the Cup Of Nations “tournament” in Dublin. So in short, I am one of the fans that you say you care what they say and think.

I know you took the job under extraordinary circumstances, following the death of the late great Gary Speed, which is why when you took the job, despite my belief you were not the right man for the job, I decided to give you a chance. I mean, Speed had left you a squad of magnificent players and youngsters and you just had to carry on his good work. Following the two humiliating defeats to Maccedonia and Serbia in the last week, which we rolled over and let weaker teams defeat us comfortably, which is also the week I decided I would never step foot inside a stadium to watch Wales while you were still in charge, I want to discuss your post-match comments of “I can only work with what I got”.

What you got is a squad that is full of Premiership players, amazingly talented youngsters and the world’s most expensive player. As I very much doubt you have the ability to see what a talented squad you have, I will breakdown every position for you. I don’t argue that some of the below have not always been available to you, however I would argue that a handful of these players combined, which you have had for every game that you have lost, should be enough to beat Macedonia & Serbia, amongst all the teams you have lost to.

In goals, you have a choice between Boaz Myhill and Wayne Hennessey. Myhill is a Premier League goalkeeper with a decent mid table team, and has been playing regularly due to the injuries to Ben Foster. Hennessey is a Premiership class player, albeit fighting back from a near career ending injury. Both you and I know Chris , Wayne is Top 5 Premiership material if his injury hasn’t taken too much out of him.

In defence you have Ashley Williams (why on earth did you make him captain?!), Adam Matthews, Darcy Blake, Ben Davies, Neil Taylor & James Collins. 4 of those players are regular Premiership defenders, one is a squad member at a Premiership team and the other is part of SPL Champions, and was part of the team that BEAT the worlds best team at the time Barcelona last season. As for your treatment of James Collins, it is not far short of criminal, considering the other defenders you picked in front of him. I don’t believe he did, but even if he did snub your offer of a call up after being shunned, I wouldn’t blame him. I thought you were brilliant at man management so you say?!

In midfield, you have Aaron Ramsey, Craig Bellamy, Joe Allen, Joe Ledley, Hal Robson Kanu & Jonathan Williams, not even mentioning veteran good hands in David Vaughan and Andy King. Ramsey is arguably the most in form midfielder in the Premiership right now, Bellamy is a legend and a changing room leaders, who is perfect to help the youngsters develop on the International stage. Joe Allen is a magnificent midfielder who holds everything together like a top Spanish player and it pains me to say that as he is a Swansea boy. Han Robson Kanu is a player who has developed a lot more than I ever expected, and he should be at a Premiership club, but he is loyal to the team that broke him through and that is a rare trait in this modern game. Jonathan Williams, what can you say about this boy?! Most people outside Wales won’t know this yet, but he is probably the most exciting player to come through the Welsh system since Bale and Ramsey. Within 3 years he will be at a top club, and when his manager wants him to rest and not play for Wales and is putting pressure on him, do you think he will want to come play for you and a losing team?

Now, I will say we are very lean up front, there’s no doubting that, but we do have a player by the name of Gareth Bale, you may have heard of him? Play Steve Morrison or Sam Voakes up front with him, someone who can hold the ball up and lay the ball at Bale’s feet and watch the magic happen. It’s a simple formula. You need to allow Bale to be up there with them though, not stuck out on the wing, or deep trying to get the ball from everywhere, let Ramsey, Bellamy and Allen do that.

As you can see Chris, I think you find you have a lot to work with. Recently I’ve started calling you Clown Coleman (get it replacing Chris with Clown?!) as I honestly believe only a clown could come up with the tactics and team selection to make people laugh. The problem is Chris, a Clown is more entertaining than the games I’ve been watching recently.
I heard you say that you only want the best for Wales and the Welsh fans, fair enough. In which case, the best thing you can do is turn down the offer of the contract from the muppets at the FAW, go back to the level in which you excel, Cyprus Division 2. If you do that, I will regain all the respect that I once had for you as a rock at the heart of the Welsh defence.

Kind Regards,

Haydn Gleed.

X Factor - Audition Room Three


The third week of auditions already, doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun hey?! Back to ‘The Room’ we went for another batch of the weird and wonderful.


Saturday night’s show began with something of an anomaly this series, in fact you’d be forgiven for thinking the category was no longer with us, a group! The montage began with 5 piece Kingsland, armed with great hair, a guitar, some not too shabby vocals and a bit of thrusting they’re sure to be a hit. The judges commented how it was refreshing to have a group where every member appeared to be able to sing and they sailed through to the arena. We have a great feeling about Kingsland.

We caught a brief glimpse of Brick City who delivered a slick performance, almost too slick, however it was nice of Emeli Sande to audition… that was her, wasn’t it?


Rough Copy are back! After being forced to leave the competition for visa issues last year the trio were as confident as ever, it could verge on cocky and annoying, in fact for us it does slightly. They’re certainly a favourite with the judges though so off to the arena they went.

The groups montage ended with Ryan & Lydia, fake tan a plenty and sickening delusional attitudes in tow saying they were awful would be kind. Their audition screamed of desperation and thankfully the judges weren’t swayed by their ‘charm’ (yes that was sarcasm) and after Sharon questioned whether the whole thing was a joke Ryan & Lydia were sent packing.

That’s looks like its it for our helping of groups this year, well apart from one, but we’ll get to them…


16 year old Giles Potter managed to make being young and signing a Jessie J song NOT annoying, quite the achievement. We can sense the teenage girls already deciding on their ‘fandom’ name and changing their twitter names to variations of ‘Mrs Potter’ Impending hysteria aside he had a great voice and the right helping of confidence to ensure he grabbed those important 4 yes’s and headed off to the arena.

The weird almost overshadowed the wonderful this week with J-Koda, who dreams of sharing the stage and Kayne West and looked like he was having a seizure to some dub-step. Then there was Harry Styles, no sorry, Aron Dale, the One Direction star, no sorry, the wannabe lookalike who made ‘What Makes You beautiful’ barely recognisable. Unsurprisingly they found themselves receiving a chorus of no’s. 


Then there was Souli Roots. She treated us (not entirely sarcasm) to her self penned song about the recession, it had us laughing, something the X Factor hasn’t served too much of this year, and we actually quite liked her in an odd sort of way.


Stephanie Woods auditioned for the X Factor at just 14 years old during Sharon’s first stint on the judging panel but she didn’t make it through judges houses, older and wiser Stephanie returned to give it another shot, instantly recognised by Sharon she began her rendition of ‘Run’, its hard to top Leona when it comes to this song and she gave it a real good shot. Mrs O was in a floods of tears, a rarity according to Nicole, and each of the judged were blown away by her beautiful voice. It’ll be interesting to see how she performs in the arena.


The tears continued, but this time it was Nicole having to wipe them away. Three brothers, Next Of Kin sang a song they’d written with their mum and had not only the judges but us at home transfixed, it was professional and believable, a truly beautiful song. Reminding us slightly of Rascal Flatts for some reason, we’re not sure why, but we loved them. Bring on the arena! We want more!

I wonder if we’ve seen the winner yet?