Episode 6 saw the loveable Geordie
folks head to Reykjavik or some place that has similar letter to that if you’re
Gaz. There was sharing, more sharing, less sass and a case of fanny fright.
Here’s what we learnt…
1. Pentagons are a bad shape.
2. There's nothing worse than when
you go to work and it's full of cock... if you're Aaron.
3. When you've got treble Z tits
you could wear flippers and nobody would notice. You might even be able to
see the tips of your footwear for once.
4. We wouldn't even bet our broken
Tamagotchi on Gaz not sleeping with his mates 'ex' let alone our car.
5. Geordie wonderland looked
wondrous. Who needs a snowy mountain when you’ve got stairs?
6. Scott is leaving the ‘bunches of
give a fucks’ business and branching out as the Mattress King.
7. Sassy holly set her lips on the
new boy.
8. It’s so harmonious when they all
learn to share. Kisses all round. Kyle is like the drunken auntie at a wedding,
everyone gets a kiss.
9. James was the spotter... that
was it.
10. The boys however can't share
their toys even when they're already borrowing them. (Pretend that sentence
makes sense)
11. Bye sassy Holly, hello again
slutty Holly. Any male with a pulse has missed you.
12. Gaz's Leeds accent started off
promising then went a little west. Kind of like Kim Kardashian’s life in
reverse.
13. Gaz's plan for his Grandad was
somewhat similar to his plans for random females. The ol’ In and out as quickly
as possible.
14. For a moment we thought they'd
found Vicky's Middle Eastern twin. Top tanning.
15. Much like Marnie we don't
really listen to what Aaron says. We're too busy staring at his pretty face.
16. They hope for Ibiza and end up
with Iceland. That's more of a let down than going home with Scotty and ending
up sitting playing draughts with James.
17. The sky gods are excellent
matchmakers. So says Kyle’s semi.
18. Iceland is just full of rubble.
19. Gaz came down with case of
fanny fright.
20. The boys left the club with 3
girls each. Charlotte left with a hand full of straws. Iceland in a nutshell.
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