TOWIE - Episode Three.

This Sunday’s episode of TOWIE gave us friend-zones, teddy bears, hats and awkward silences. Perfect! The show wasn’t the only thing to teach us a thing or two though, we also learnt a lot from the ad breaks…

1. Arg has a major case of friend-zone denial.

2. Tom likes to try before he buys.

3. Harry wanted to cut Bobby’s beef. Shame on him!

4. Charlie’s Deli looks the dogs’ bollocks, the business, spiffing, totally rad yeah. We want coffee and we don’t even like coffee.

5. Vas was channeling a former dashing homeless Pharrell.

6. Charlie and Elliott were taking some serious risks leaving Chloe and Ferne unsupervised.

7. Dan has dancing tits.

8. Deathly silence plus sharp utensils was a blood bath saved by goddess Billie.

9. Chloe didn’t even know what a truffle was. Bless her heart.

10. Elliott in botox usage rumour alert!

11. That stuffed leopard looked more like a neckless giraffe.

12. Charlie was very brave stepping into the ring with Elliott after what happened to poor Lewis.

13. Elliott should NEVER say drop me out!

14. We can’t quite pinpoint the look Charlie was going for. It was kind of Indiana Jones cross with Zorro if they had a love child who dressed in the dark.

15. The look on Jess’ face when Ricky unleashed his burping skills means he’s very lucky they don’t live together. It’d definitely have been 20 minutes on the naughty step when he got home.

16. The amount of effort Lewis made dressing for his date with Lauren was adorable. Dapper alert.

17. Second ‘Drop me out’ of the episode came from 33 and fabulous Gemma… this needs to stop.

18. We like Georgia, she's got an actual sense of humour!

19. Lewis scores top cute points for his choice of date gift.

20. Charlie putting his foot down was strangely attractive.

21. The adverts were as equally as enlightening.

22. Tom has better licking skills than Diags.

23. Oreo have lost their minds.