22.6.13

Big Brother - Week 1



Here's our Big Brother blogging teams first weekly bumper catch-up blog. Agree with us? Disagree with us? We want to know what you think...


Saturday

Gina has to be the most Explosive Big Brother character since BB8’s Charley. She had a tantrum over sharing beds. Immediately started acting up for the cameras. And got a formal warning Day One for threatening Sallie (all she said was “YOU LOOK LIKE A PROSTITUTE”, come on, it’s a valid point).

It’s fair to say Gina will be up early for the eviction twist (we’re picking who to nominate). She’s got all the potential of ‘checking out early’ – if not by us, because she’s decided The House isn’t high class enough for her tastes.


The Cat Fight overshadowed everything, but we did start to see the housemates come to terms with their lack of luxury and hard work for food and water. PC Dan stepped in to calm the fight using his ex-police tactics (this could get annoying). For Dan fans can we just point out that he’s the sole reason we get a five minute delay on any minor live streaming. The police have censored live action in case he reveals anything from The Savile enquiry (where Dan arrested Jim Davidson).

In other news:
Dexter is hitting on Hazel, unsuccessfully.
No one can tell twins Jack and Joe apart (unless they tell you who’s gay and who’s straight).
Cougar Jemima moved on from ogling Sam in the shower to boxer Daley.
And oldest housemate Jackie took on the role of house Mother, by adopting The Twins.


Sunday

Day 4 in the Big Brother house and the gloves are officially off!

Sallie is definitely a Big Brother problem child who is desperate to come across as cool, tough and ‘real’. Sallie is the least genuine of the lot to me, you can almost smell the desperation as she tries to fight her way to ‘top dog’ position and the way that she has been rallying the housemates together to ostracize Gina is sickening. Gina is not exactly the most savoury of contestants – her VT probably left a bad taste in everybody’s mouth, but do any of them have a good VT

Elsewhere in Sallie-land. Everything has to be about her and if she doesn’t get the attention that she is craving she will literally just repeat herself until she does – ‘I’m going to eat the sweets, I don’t want the sweets but I’m just going to eat them – I don’t want the sweets but I’m going to eat the sweets’ I mean come on, we get it – you don’t want the sweets but you will eat them to guarantee a little bit of ~controversial airtime~ She is the louder-mouthed Regina George of BB and already she has completely exhausted her entertainment levels.


The edit wouldn’t have you believe it but there are actually contestants other than Sallie and Gina who are currently residing the Big Brother house: 

Boring Callum got a nod of approval from me when he showed he wasn’t as much the wallflower as I first thought by being mature enough to not get involved or take sides in silly tit-for-tat rows. I hope that Callum will maintain this integrity throughout the series and become the common sense and voice of reason that is so often needed during the almighty Big Brother fights.

I am still a Dexter fan. In Sunday’s show he cut Dan off when he mentioned that he has a son to ask if he was straight. Obviously as we have seen the VT we know that Dan is both gay and a father but Dexter intervening like this meant that we got answers to the questions that no doubt a lot of the audience were thinking. My first impressions tell me that as Dexter becomes more comfortable within the house he will waste no time in telling people what he really thinks of them.



Monday

If there is one thing the new series of Big Brother can’t be accused of it’s being a slow burner. Less than a week in and the show has exploded to life, with two main storylines making it blockbuster viewing.

Monday’s episode saw Michael nominate Gina, Dexter and Sallie face-to-face. While his acting has been wooden at times, particularly in the diary room, the Irishman put in his best performance yet when delivering the three names to his stunned housemates. 


Sallie’s reaction to being put up highlighted exactly why the viewers chose her and was designed solely for airtime. Given how previously she has been so wary of potential Big Brother meddling (‘I’m going to eat a sweet, I’m not going to eat a sweet, I’m going to eat it. Everybody watch me eat it. Cameras, are you on, watch me eat it’) her lack of thought to how not everything may be as it seems is curious. However, she is the best actress in the house and could do with giving Michael some tips.

Sallie is not alone of being oblivious to Big Brother’s games, with only detective Dan rumbling him so far. That guy has dealt with liars all his life, weeding out criminals and making them pay, so this is nothing new to him. More pertinently, he knows bad acting when he sees it, and boy was that bad from Michael in the Diary Room. 

As if all that wasn’t enough we had another argument involving Gina and a race row, which ended up with Jemima getting a formal warning. Any right-minded viewer having seen the conversation and heard it in context will know that there was nothing even slightly racist about her comments and for Gina to play to race card was tactical and extremely underhand. Gina could have sealed her eviction fate with a particularly riling display while Jemima has clearly emerged as a follower and seemingly only has a problem with Gina because Sallie does. Get your own opinions woman. And sort your hair out.

A few closing thoughts
– What is the point of Daley? Is to show him fart and then spray the odour clear the best BB can come up with?
– I’ve never seen the video for ‘Moves Like Jagger’ and after Jackie’s laboured dance routine, I’m not too keen either.
– Loving Dexter’s onesie look. He has to stay.


Tuesday

Sorry to brag but... called it! I said in the bit that I wrote for the launch that Dexter would probably break under the pressure and that is exactly what happened. People like Dexter never last for long in Big Brother with the same pretence they went in with, life in the house can be a short sharp shock as they quickly realise just how much Big Brother, as a process, can strip you back to your bare essentials, both physically and emotionally. It's not been an easy ride for the Housemates and just five days in, the cracks are already well and truly visible.


Jemima woke up to the knowledge that the previous night's argument with Gina was bound to be shown to the public, as was the resulting conversation she had with Big Brother in the Diary room where she was told that she had a formal warning being given to her for potentially offensive remarks she made.

The rest of the house isn't faring much better, although some are better at hiding it than others. However, over the next few days I can see Dan losing his rag. Having the role of house supporter thrust upon you is one thing, but how long can he cope with the Housemates' ever increasing drama? Sallie too can surely only hold this tough girl act for so long. Her outburst at Michael today showed that she is shocked and saddened by his, as she put it, betrayal.

Michael, for his part, seems to be dealing with the more intense aspects of his task pretty well. He did very well in the face of Sallie and Dexter – giving as good as he got as insults were hurled at him. But, again, how long can this go on for? If rumours of Michael leaving the house on Friday are true, then maybe it's for the best. Surely, nobody can cause this much upset and not start to feel somewhat affected by it? With the suspicions and paranoia rife and the house at breaking point, how much longer can the People's Puppet hold his head above water?


Wednesday

Sophie was AGGED because of her dodgy tan, the twins were so ravenous they'd probably eat Detective Dan (not even joking!) and eye-candy Callum (who it turns out CAN speak) dances his way into Charlie's heart in a quest to become her man. Nominees Gina and Sallie turned all pally over Sideboob's hair loss declaring their brawl as “so last week now!” Stackable shopping is successfully sabotaged as Michael ensured the oversized grocery came crashing down at the last second. BAM! Somehow his wiggles and wobbles were overlooked and the failure was blamed on the wind – not the sunshine or moonlight! ;)


Dreary Dexter's secret information theories are shot down and so are his high sex-driven chances with Hazel! She's grossed out that he wants to smell her and suspects his ridiculous carry-on is a strange shot at stirring something so he'll stay. Animal whisperer Wolfy was bugged that her critters of housemates have been ridiculing her gift of gabbing with insects. Yet she has Dan coming over all Dr Doolittle when a fly teaches him that he is right. This has to be total crock, mind you I'd rather converse with cockroaches and ladybirds than the likes of whiner Jemima!

The live 15 second pleas for their preservation to People's Puppet come as a shock to all, completely unaware that Michael's choice was in fact down to the British public. Unsexy Dex confesses to being behind the 'Dan-is-bitchy' comment in the anonymous suggestions. As usual, another female will be first to be ousted from the house because Dexter received the lowest votes for eviction and is spared. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING VOTERS? Sideboobs slams the sssssssly skin-saver, cussing and hissing about her hatred for him. Can her compassionate crocodile tears and offer to sacrifice her smurf beanies for Wolfy save her this week? YOU DECIDE!! And will we ever see dullard Daley do anything more than fart?


Thursday

We've not seen much of the twins relationship throughout the show so far but Thursdays show was different. Everyone thought they were going to get along really well, but their bickering has begun. I loved how (name the twin) called himself a hungry fat kid. Seeing Joe peddling the bike for Gina to use the straighteners was a cracker, he had his arse on display and was moaning because it was tiring him out.

I'm bored of Daley. He is so boring he's complaining that he's pissed off when he's got it easy in the house. He has his suitcase, he trains outside in the garden everyday. I think he's just missing home and I wouldn't be surprised if he left the house early. Although I will say the prank he pulled at bedtime was showing the real side of him and if he carries on like this he will go far in the house as he is a likeable character.

Charlie's Diary room talk tonight really intrigued me. She said that if her mum wasn't in the house with her she could be a little more naughty like when she’s ‘out with girls’. She was aiming this at the blossoming romance she's kind of having with Callum. It wouldn't be a completed series without some sort of romance occurring.

The most dramatic part of Thursdays show was the Suggestion Box. Everyone knew it wasn't going to end well. Dexter now nicknamed (ssssssnake) wrote a suggestion to Dan telling him to stop being so bitchy and leave Michael alone. Dexter only admitted this when he was trying to save himself from leaving on Friday.


Sometimes Dans’ honest opinions can come across quite bitchy. Jack & Joe need more arguments it's entertaining to watch. Sam & Jemima's mother and son relationship is weird, stop it now! Charlie get it off with Callum this will help you stay in. Daley keep playing pranks, otherwise leave. And finally, Wolfy keep being Northern us Northerners love you.



Friday - Eviction                 

WOW! Big brother was pulling all their punches with their first knock out eviction! High drama on the studio floor as Emma was put to the test managing to keep the crowd at bay from gobby Sallie.. whilst the taxi came to take her back to FHM Towers, let’s have a quick look at how the rest of the housemates tackled Big Brother’s big reveal in “Secrets and Lies”.


The two housemate pretties Hazel and Dan formed the closest alliance yet, but this is no bitch fest fun like Brian and Narinda from BB2. If Dan was an early favourite to win, his conniving and smug face could be his downfall
Big Brother made the most of Michael The Puppet’s last day, by organising their cruellest task to date. We loved it. The housemates had to decide who ‘Michael’ would pick as ‘most sexy’ / ‘least sexy’, and Dan put on his best acting face to look shocked when he got picked as sexy. Wolfy was distraught when she thought Michael had picked her for least attractive and least hygienic. This was another genius evil twist from Big Brother

In other news, Daley is still doing NOTHING. His attempt to stay under the radar and stay to the end may well work, but we won’t vote for him to win, we’ve learnt our lessons hard from ‘the Rachel year’.

Gina got a raw deal when Charlie asked her if she was an escort, but this time sadly, no sparks flew and Gina laughed it off. We can expect to see A LOT more of Gina, she’s on her ‘Big Brother’ journey…that’s all I’ll say.
It was difficult to tell which of the divas the viewers would vote to evict. Had it been picked earlier in the week it would more likely have been Gina. But Sallie’s ‘speak now and think never’ attitude had us all worn out and she went out to boos so loud Big Brother had to close the eye and let Emma conduct her interview in the studio.

Once Michael was revealed as The Puppet actor, and came out to sit beside her, there was no holding her back. It was probably the most explosive eviction interview ever and Emma handled it brilliantly.


Now Sallie has gone we may start to see more of the other characters coming forward. But her ‘best bits’ showed a cutesy fun side to Sallie which Big brother’s script failed to show us.

And to close the show, the remaining housemates were finally united in happiness as Big brother returned all their ‘shredded’ suitcases. What can we expect next week…is there a swimming pool under the lawn. Is there a gym hidden upstairs. Are we getting a NEW housemate? One thing’s for sure, peace will not reign long. They’ve all got to nominate for the first time on Sunday!



Highlight – Nominations

The highlight of the show this week for me was nominations, it caused all sorts of drama from the house, fall-outs and emotional outbursts left right and centre.  

Lowlight – Daley and his tears

I think he’s boring, he keeps himself quiet which you can’t do in the house if you want to win. He needs participate more in the group and be less withdrawn.

Hero – Dan

He brought his work in the big brother house as we’ve seen early in the week with the Gina and Sallie argument he was straight there keeping things as calm as possible, we’ve seen his detective side coming through with his instinctive feeling that Michael wasn’t genuine.

Villain - Sallie

I think she is too honest, she stirs it up which isn’t a bad thing but it can be seen as being a bitch but I also think the house will miss her.



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