Day two in the Big Brother house…
The first full day and the celebs are bonding.
Kellie and Dee chat about life, Dee comments that being on TV has changed her
life in both good and negative ways. Kellie shares that she feels she’s both
won and lost her battle with her gender issues.
Kellie and Audley work out and she offers him
some tips.
Gary says what we’ve all been thinking and asks
Frenchy to speak slower as he can’t understand her (we wonder if he had that
problem when they were dating?)
The Duchess is served breakfast by her butler and
Audley isn’t happy he’s burnt the toast; the Duchess states that she likes a ‘bit
of colour on her bread’.
David and Stephanie have a plank off.
James predicts people will begin to get offended
by Gary after a few days.
As Duchess, Dee honours Frenchy with the title of
‘Viscountess of Solihull’. Frenchy tells Big
Brother that it’s an honour but wonders if she has to keep her clothes on as a
Viscountess?
Dee passes her task and the
housemates enjoy a ‘right royal knees up.’
Kellie asks Stephanie about her
wild childhood.
Leslie dons some white surgical
gloves to go through the fake Duchess’ suitcase of clothes. James mimes taking
his trousers down, saying: ‘And assume the position.’ Gary walks into this
scene and says to James: ‘You are gay aren’t you?’ James tries to explain to
Gary that he is not gay but has lots of gay friends and is comfortable enough
in his sexuality to camp it up.
Gary then asks James if he is not
afraid ‘to get butt-fucked’ and James replies: ‘I’ve never hit a seventy year
old before.’ Gary then tells the group that James has a little Vaseline tube in
every part of his luggage. James then loses his sense of fun about the
situation and tells Gary to listen to him, not interrupt him and look at him
when he’s talking.
James finally tells Gary that he ‘should
be careful what you say, you might be seventy years old but be careful what you
say.’
Gary and James go outside to clear
the air where Gary tells James that he ‘didn’t mean to harm or defame him.’
Gary says that he didn’t understand the routine of negativity and restriction
within which he operates. James admits maybe he took it the wrong way and they
shake hands.
Ricci and David have a chat about the females in
the house and David thinks that Lauren and Stephanie will be fighting over
Ricci as he’s the only single guy (we doubt that)
Lauren and Ricci have a flirt at
the dinner table and Ricci says: ‘C’est la vie.’ He then clarifies with Frenchy
what it actually means.
Gary has a big chat in the garden… with
himself.
Some of the Housemates are in the
garden playing scissors, paper, stone. The loser has to get into bed with Gary,
who is asleep. Ricci loses and has to get into bed with a sleeping Gary who
then wakes up and looks a bit confused.
Stephanie asks George who he would
rather have kill him, David or Gary. George says both, as then it would be over
quickly.
9pm | Channel 5
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