Episode 4 already! Time sure does
fly when you’re neckin’ on! This week Charlotte settled in and was soon back
into old pissing habits, Tash on Tours went national and it’s girls Vs boys.
Here’s what we learnt…
1. Synchronised pissing. The sign
of true friendship.
2. Logical bed arrangements are an
old chestnut.
3. Sheldon and Michelle were
christened.
4. Every episode James' fit to twat
ratio becomes more and more unbalanced.
5. That assault course reminded us
of how a school trip once ended, however ours involved blindfolds. Step it up
Geordies!
6. Scotty T doesn't feel the cold,
however little Scotty does.
7. Gaz went on a second date... and
the world didn’t end.
8. Vicky faced paintball like
anyone should face sleeping with Gaz... with extra protection. This is our new
favourite quote of the series.
9. Gaz is all heart, cooling things
off with Marnie so she doesn't get isolated from the girls. Suuuuuuuure.
10. Lads night is basically the
same as any other night just with different girls.
11. Marnie definitely wasn't there
to cock block. Much like Pinocchio doesn’t tell lies and Kel doesn’t love
orange soda.
12. Boys showering together and
having a gossip is the new girls going to the toilet together.
13. Charlotte missed her calling as
a cheerleader with those letter contortion skills.
14. They've shared Gaz's parsnip
and now they're sharing a cardigan. Marnie and Charlotte are new BFF’s.
15. Holly proclaims herself the ‘fairy
tash mother’ and we proclaim Scott the ‘fairy gash father’.
16. There's a boy girl divide. It's
like we've traveled back in time to the early series’, if this carries on Greg
will be back moaning in a corner.
17. Larry lightweight and slaggy
Susie are a match made in tequila heaven.
18. Teary Charlotte makes us sadder
than watching a T-Rex trying to give a hug.
19. Whenever Scott talks with
conviction he looks like a drunk trying to recreate a scene from karate kid.
Choppy hand.
20. We want a drunken labradoodle.
21. Next week we meet Kyle. He
looks pretty.
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