Episode 5 and we have another
newbie! The house is now full to the brim and things are kicking off… we love
it. Gaz made love, Scott finally sorted his hair out, there was bitching, girl
time and the arrival of a bloody beautiful bastard. Here’s what we learnt…
1. You get fingered on your 3rd
date; everybody knows that.
2. Gaz made love. Awwwww.
3. Brake brake brake brake!
4. Finally Scott realised his hair
looks shit, finally we don’t feel dirty fancying him.
5. Awkward. Aaron listened in on a
girls bitching session. It was like watching a baby hippo torn apart by a pack
of lionesses.
6. That was the most awkward moment
of Vicky's life. We're quite shocked, to be honest we presumed she’d been in
more compromising positions.
7. Aaron isn’t mad. He's disappointed.
8. We've never laughed at someone
clicking quite so much.
9. Vicky kissed baby Bieber, it may
have taken top spot for most embarrassing moment of her life. Poor kids
probably grounded now his mum’s seen he was out on a school night.
10. Gary took part in the ice
bucket challenge without even realising thanks to Marnie. Good lad.
11. Psycho Vicky came out to play.
We’re both scared and excited, like queuing for a rollercoaster after stuffing
3 hotdogs down… it’s going to get messy,
12. Vicky was so drunk she started
communicating with sign language. Quite the hidden skill.
13. James cooked steak and looked
fit. That was it.
14. Scotty T knows to work a skirt.
15. Holly looked like Jason from
Halloween’s much scarier and sister during girl time.
16. Operation steal Gary's heart
when South faster than pre-sassy Holly.
17. Gaz and his obsession with lad
time is getting suspicious.
18. Vicky whipped out another
classic 'She’s got your vagina on a lead'
19. Kyle has arrived and in the
words of Aaron; what a good looking bastard.
20. Gaz and James turned into
schoolgirls bitching about the cool kids. We’ve seen Ryan Gosling ex’s that are
less jealous.
21. Scott was delighted to have a
massive mate; him and Kyle could be like the cheeky girls on steroids.
22. Kyle is a nice person.
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