They certainly saved the best until last, well
not quite last but almost last, assuming next weeks isn’t better, although it
probably will be. They certainly saved one of the best until near the last!
Here’s 21 things we learnt from the penultimate episode…
1. Joss doesn’t even flinch when Hulk Ash comes
flying at him.
2. Marco and Ash are the new Ant and Dec – if Ant
and Dec had tattoos and matching hair.
3. Ash is deep. Deeper than Barry White. Deeper
than Katie Price bent over. He’s deep.
4. Getting fingered off Jack is apparently the
perfect way to get over someone. Maybe they’ll put that sentiment on a greeting
card.
5. Vicky is buzzing like an old fridge.
6. If you ever want a good bitch with legendary
hilarity, call Vicky.
7. No matter how many cushions and candles you
put down in a graveyard it will never be romantic – unless you’re Ross and
Shelby.
8. A few hours is an appropriate amount of time
to move on for Chloe and Ash.
9. The dictionary of Ross. Beat and delete. Fuck
and chuck. We imagine there’s plenty more.
10. Liam was bang on form.
11. Even we nearly shit our pants with the
tension levels on that beach.
12. Ricci is a dickhead.
13. Ricci is pathetic.
14. Ricci is that weird stain you find on bed
sheets in cheap hotels.
15. We don’t like Ricci.
16. Liam is no longer Chief Stirrer he is now the
King of Enlightenment.
17. We’ve fallen in love with Dan even more.
18. Ricci needs a translator.
19. Chloe gave up trying to be a girls girls
pretty quickly.
20. Talitha cheated on Joss!
21. The voiceover man is brilliant.
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