MTV Ex On The Beach - Final Episode

It’s over. No more exs’, no more drama, no more stirring, no more beach brilliance. We’re very sad! Series 1 has been a revelation. Before it began it looked like it was going to be worth a watch, but we could never have guessed just how hooked it would have us. Here’s 19 things we learnt from the final episode…

1. Liam got a real life human female into his bed – willingly. We’re so proud.

2. Shelby is very good at playing Ross at his own game.

3. Chloe will never be a girls girl.

4. Ricci got a pity date.

5. The wrath of Farah was unleashed once again.

6. John Smith just doesn’t cut it for Pocahontas.

7. Liam swapped his spoon for an industrial mixer and went to work.

8. A few people were nice to Ricci so he grew some balls and crowned himself king confronter.

9. We couldn’t help noticing amongst a bunch of topless sweaty men; Ross was dressed like a gent. It was a good look.

10. Ash went hulk level 5 and navigated that pool edge like a ballerina on steroids.

11. Dan sleeps through anything, even a Jack trying to drag him from his slumber.

12. Joss is a bum biter.

13. Ash finally said nice things about Talitha without a dose of cockness. Awww.

14. Ricci makes making awkward jokes in an awkward situation look more awkward than another date for Emily and Liam.

15. Marco looked extra pretty.

16. Jack didn’t manage to get any girls with no self-respect to sit on his pipe. Poor chap.

17. Ash wouldn’t follow Liam on twitter. The modern day version of leaving a horses head on someones pillow.

18. Vicky and Joss!!! What the?! How the?! When the?!

19. Ex On The Beach series one was fan-fuckin-tastic.