MIC - Episode One.

Our favourite posh folks are back in their native habitat and what happened in New York has definitely not stayed in New York – thank god! Andy and his beautiful nostrils are back, there’s fresh meat in the form of Will and Lonan and Spenny has discovered mornings. Here’s what else we learnt…

1. Andy's nipples look glorious in the Devon sun.

2. Never hire Stevie to deliver shocking news; he does no cushioning prep whatsoever!

3. Mark Francis wisdom - If you're on a yacht it doesn't matter where you are.

4. Sam is so up for dating, but he’s a bit too keen; kind of like a puppy that’s discovered dry humping.

5. Spenny has had a haircut and got 73% more attractive; it shouldn’t be legal.

6. He's also discovered the morning. He just used to refer to it as the part of the day where he calls a taxi to remove females.

7. Lucy is a cool chick. Proudlock thinks she's a cool chick. She's a cool chick ok.

8. Sam needs to work on his interview technique; maybe he should take note of the Barcaly’s life skills adverts.

9. Lucy got attention and liked it but now she’s totally panicking. Kind of like when you win the Jackpot on a slot machine but aren’t sure if you’ll be able to fit all the pound coins in your pockets.

10. We can't help wondering if Andy has a room just for his check shirts.

11. Alik is American Andy.

12. We want to move to Devon

13. We instantly have fallen in love with Will. It was like the very first time we tried a Strawberry Daiquiri, perfection.

14. The Binky/Louis/Lonan/Will intro chat when from polite to filth in 0.5 seconds.

15. Tiffany has arrived and we had flashbacks to that time everyone thought Emma Watson was Lucy’s actual sibling. We prefer Tiff.

16. Lonan looks like a sexy computer nerd with the body of Thor. It so works for us.

17. Spandy reuniting is almost as exciting as S Club 7 making a comeback.

18. Who knew Spencer had so many talents; charmer, speaks French, wears leather exceptionally well and is now an artist!

19. We feel Rosie's once in a decade tan pain.

20. Alik has been in England 10 minutes and already learnt so much; roasts are not BBQ’s, the coast is the ocean and girls giggle uncontrollably when he says Hubbah Hubbah Hubbah.

21. Proudlock in THAT outfit. We're not sure how to feel about the lesbian art teacher look, it's confused us.

22. Sinners are so much hotter than saints - hellooooooo Sinner Stevie.

23. Mytton opting for a saint’s costume at Spencer's party was one of the most ironic things we've ever seen.

24. Spenny saying Andy doesn't care if a girl has a boyfriend or not is the second most ironic thing.