This series is so far shaping up to
be a right goody; a long awaited, thought it might never happen, genuine goody.
It’s got a little bit of everything, old love, new love, no love and Lockie
talking about feelings and stuff. Here’s what we learnt from episode two…
1. Bobby’s Breakfast Innuendo will
be coming to ITV in 2015.
2. Ricky is morphing into a sexy
lumberjack that looks like he could kill a bear.
3. Oh look GC is back... Is it bad
we've only just realised she wasn't in it the other night?
4. Chloe and Elliott should really
watch Friends to clarify the terms and conditions of 'on a break'.
5. Charlie’s tan is clarification,
if you ever needed it, that not everyone suits the ‘sun god’ look; some folks
are just built for the ‘pale prince’ style.
6. Mario wins the award for line of
the series with this cracker… Charlie “I'm dripping...” Mario “So is Ferne…” We
like our humour like we like our men, simple yet effective.
7. We'd like sweaty Tommy to read
us a story.
8. Georgia saying “Jasmine Walia”
was exactly how we used to say the name of our archenemy in primary school.
9. James in counseling talking
about his definition of love melted our tiny cold hearts. He should copywrite
that shit and sell it to hallmark for Valentines Day.
10. Oh we don’t half love an ‘accidental’
slip of the tongue, Chloe doesn’t know how Jess can still be friends with 'it'
aka ‘Ferne’.
11. We found ourselves wondering
what's in Arg’s golf rucksack, we decided it’s probably ham and egg sandwiches,
a crowbar and Vaseline.
12. Tommy has never had a
vegetable? He does know that the mash he has with pie and mash comes from a
potato, right?
13. People aren't happy with Jasmin
saying words! No wonder she doesn’t say them very often with all this agg’.
14. When we look at Fran all we see
is a tiny moustached man, wearing a top hat, sat behind her eyes controlling
her every word followed by a mwuahahaha!
15. We're very fond of Jess's hat,
it’s nice to see Charlie and Ferne don’t have the monopoly on Essex headwear.
16. We very much like the idea of a
Dan and Lockie sandwich.
17. Nobody tells Charlie Sims what
to do except Charlie Sims. Alright!
18. Seeing scenes in The Brickyard
always make us hungry.
19. Tom trying to say the right
thing went very wrong, very fast.
20. Girls that invent problems are
girls we will never understand, kind of like Cricket – pointless.
21. Georgia/Tommy/Jasmin, we're
completely lost. Who said what? We need to know. Please reenact the scene immediately.
22. We're fairly certain Elliott
has been a knight in shining armour already.
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