7.5.14

MTV Ex On The Beach - Episode Three


Episode three already, doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun. Ex on the Beach is quickly turning into ex of the ex of the ex on the beach, and we love it. One fix of the tablet of terror action a week just isn’t enough! Here’s things we learnt from the best episode so far, episode three…

1. Ross is our modern day Henry VIII – minus the whole beheading thing; that’d just be awkward.
2. Ross has lots of female ‘best friends’.
3. Chloe was pissed-off that Ross broke their shag and shush pact.
4. There wasn’t enough Jack action; not even close.
5. Vicky is the queen of one-liners, some of our personal faves were “he’s the male Jordan, I can’t keep up with the ex’s” and “things I’d rather do than go on a date with Ross, get a smear”. Genius.
6. Liam had the spoon stirring nicely.
7. Frankie was still yapping on being a crazy.
8. Emily christened her Frankenstein.
9. We’re really starting to like Emily.
10. Marco grew some balls.
11. Jeff was looking glorious (check our episode two recap for Jeff)
12. Chloe is rude because she doesn’t want to be fake – what great logic.
13. Ashley gets better looking each episode, he’s now overtaken James Franco but still trails behind Ryan Gosling on our ‘hotlist’.
14. Emma-Jane (we think that was her name) appeared from the ocean to test Rossy and his women juggling skills.
15. We feel super sorry for Talitha.
16. We were mesmerised by Ashleys’ untamed floppy pineapple hair; it was like fluffy art.
17. Vicky and Ross had some best friend bedtime fun.
18. Farah is fast becoming the agony aunt for peoples drama.
19. Next week looks even better!

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