5.5.14

MTV Ex On The Beach - Episode Two


It’s almost time for episode three of Ex On The Beach, we’re more excited than a Christian who’s found the face of baby Jesus on their burnt toast. If you missed last weeks show (what’s wrong with you?) then here’s 16 things you need to know…

1. Liam was mostly sober – as far as we could tell.
2. Marcos’ hair grew an inch every time he came on screen – it’s so wonderful we feel it deserves it’s own name; we shall call it Jeff.
3. The canyon crew was conceived.
4. Frankie is a psycho.
5. We’re scared of Frankie.
6. Emily doesn’t fancy Marco but she’s still high on Frankies’ enemy list – because she’s a crazy.
7. Vicky is wonderful.
8. Ross likes Vicky but he’s keeping his options open – he doesn’t want to be tied down incase someone fit rocks up out of the ocean.
9. Ashley and Chloe did some serious beach flirting.
10. Ashleys’ ex Talitha appeared out the ocean during the aforementioned flirting.
11. Talitha went on a date with Marco – Frankie probably already has the voodoo doll sewn up.
12. Liam is an expert shit-stirrer, we’re very grateful for this.
13. Farah looked more relaxed and a lot less cryish.
14. Jack didn’t say much but looked really pretty.
15. Macro got a bit naked.
16. Episode 3 looks amazing.

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