3.7.14

TOWIE - Episode Two.



We’re onto episode 2 of TOWIE and a drink is yet to be thrown, what is wrong with these people?! There has however been friends that now kiss, repeated dates and friends that are just friends. Here are 18 things we learnt from Wednesday nights TOWIE…

1. We’d pay good money to rent Elliott to come and wash our dishes. They’re real dirty.
2. Arg. Again. Never!
3. ‘The mums’ boot camp looks extreme.
4. Charlie is feeling the hardship of working 12 hour days… imagine if people had to do that 5 days a week. The horror.
5. ‘arry bought Gemma a fish for crying out loud!
6. Vas is not on trend for yoga dressing.
7. We’re not sure Lewis’ yoga pants are supposed to worn in public.
8. This episode Charlie has moved on from Wolf Of Wall Street and Rock Of Ages and is now channeling an Eastern European footballer.
9. Gemma is apparently still covering for ‘arry.
10. Tom made a joke where he didn’t need to state he was making a joke afterwards. We’re so proud.
11. Dan has improved in the bedroom and is in love. Duff duff der der derder duff!
12. Debbie is like a fairy godmother to the needy.
13. Wine tasting must be Tom’s default date. It looked like Grace enjoyed it just as much as Lauren did.
14. Rick and Jess action reached at least 1 minute in total. Excellent progress.
15. Lewis and Lauren are now friends that kiss… when did that happen?!
16. Arg yeah knows yeah it’s just yeah friends yeah yeah yeah yeah.
17. Ricky isn’t allowed to sit on Gemma’s furniture.
18. Whoop whooping at a blue tick on Twitter means you’re not sad enough about cheating on your boyfriend. Modern day relationship logic.

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