17.8.14

Geordie Shore - Episode Four.



Episode 4 already! Time sure does fly when you’re neckin’ on! This week Charlotte settled in and was soon back into old pissing habits, Tash on Tours went national and it’s girls Vs boys. Here’s what we learnt…

1. Synchronised pissing. The sign of true friendship.
2. Logical bed arrangements are an old chestnut.
3. Sheldon and Michelle were christened.
4. Every episode James' fit to twat ratio becomes more and more unbalanced.
5. That assault course reminded us of how a school trip once ended, however ours involved blindfolds. Step it up Geordies!
6. Scotty T doesn't feel the cold, however little Scotty does.
7. Gaz went on a second date... and the world didn’t end.
8. Vicky faced paintball like anyone should face sleeping with Gaz... with extra protection. This is our new favourite quote of the series.
9. Gaz is all heart, cooling things off with Marnie so she doesn't get isolated from the girls. Suuuuuuuure.
10. Lads night is basically the same as any other night just with different girls.
11. Marnie definitely wasn't there to cock block. Much like Pinocchio doesn’t tell lies and Kel doesn’t love orange soda.
12. Boys showering together and having a gossip is the new girls going to the toilet together.
13. Charlotte missed her calling as a cheerleader with those letter contortion skills.
14. They've shared Gaz's parsnip and now they're sharing a cardigan. Marnie and Charlotte are new BFF’s.
15. Holly proclaims herself the ‘fairy tash mother’ and we proclaim Scott the ‘fairy gash father’.
16. There's a boy girl divide. It's like we've traveled back in time to the early series’, if this carries on Greg will be back moaning in a corner.
17. Larry lightweight and slaggy Susie are a match made in tequila heaven.
18. Teary Charlotte makes us sadder than watching a T-Rex trying to give a hug.
19. Whenever Scott talks with conviction he looks like a drunk trying to recreate a scene from karate kid. Choppy hand.
20. We want a drunken labradoodle.
21. Next week we meet Kyle. He looks pretty.

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