Our main thought going into episode
two of MIC NYC was, WHAT THE HELL HAS MYTTON DONE?! Well, now
know! Here’s what else we learnt…
1. Stevie lost his pretzel
virginity and the whole eperience was a bit dry... no ideal.
2. Proudlock is still 100%
effortlessly cool. Like a beautifully toned Eskimo.
3. Spencer may have stolen our ‘raindrop
noise’ party trick, but can he tie a cherry stem in a knot with his tongue?
4. Louise and Rosie had a double
semi-blind date with Alik and newbie model/film maker Jules Hamilton.
5. Jules is a beautifully odd
creature.
6. Mark and Victoria managed to
make going to church seem fashionable. I wonder if there's an activity they couldn't make look fabulous?
7. A new brunette Riley has
suddenly appeared out of knowhere.
8. Legohead is in New York to play
with his bois. Binky looked like she’d rather sit on a cactus then go meet him.
9. New York is such a small place,
what are the odds of Lucy sitting on the same bench as newbie Jules. It’s a convenient
case of serendipity.
10. Much like Proudlock we are
firmly team Stefan!
11. When Jamie read the text about
naughty Mytton he looked like someone had just pissed on his snapback
collection. Spenny then followed up with a ‘this water isn’t room temperature,
the horror’ expression.
12. Alex isn’t capable of looking
people in the eye when being confronted, can someone tell him medusa isn’t real,
bless him.
13. Jamie and Alex’s break-up has
to be one of the most heartbreaking in MIC history, the love for his boi could
be seen draining from his teary face.
14. The only explanation for Mytton
trying it on with Tara was that he assumed him and Jamie were on a break.
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